Explanatory Nomenclature: When The Greatest Minds Of Our Time Can Reinsert The Giant Arabian Golem Of Samarkand Into His Magic Lamp, Sinbad The Sailor Will Drown Wrapped In Aladdin’s Flying Carpet, And Ali Baba Will Find His Forty Thieves In A Thimble

Poolroom Title: Only The Areolas Of Scheherazade Can Draw A Boil To A Head Through A Turkey Baster